So, here at BYU-H, as long as you're living in contract housing, which you have to do if you are under 25, your landlord has the right to do cleaning checks however many times a month. We usually have them every other week, but our landlord has been skipping them a lot this semester, so even though it was scheduled for this past Saturday, because we hadn't gotten the paper the night before we assumed (...we all know what assuming does!) that it wouldn't be happening, only to wake up nice and early Saturday morning to find out that it was happening at noon- only a short three and a half hours later! Oh dear! Two of the housemates were gone already, so the three of us that were home hopped to cleaning right away. Among other things, I signed up to sweep and mop the floors, and boy did I sweep! I swept so hard in fact, that I wore the skin right off my thumb!
Luckily, due to my family having a fantastic sense of humor and distributing gifts like gross band-aids, I was able to con my former roommate into taking this gem of a picture for me.
On Sunday, I decided to be a little less gross and just used one of the band-aids with a zipper on it. Still cool, but less likely to elicit gags from those near-by.
I was CONNED?!
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Because I am clearly a very good con artist. The good ones make sure there is absolutely no symbiotic relationship of any kind, and that they are the only ones to get anything of it.
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